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All 1st Gen stories have been deleted because of either inappropriate, sexual content but we must keep one story which was the only one that honestly made me laugh so hard out loud

1st Generation story wrote by legend, Benucicas.

It begins

Dark Republic were patroling Snow Globe. They had split into 3 teams of 3 separating to cover more ground. Each soldier was fully equiped with the latest war technology like automatic War Face putter-uppers and many more. As Army squadron (led by myself) approached the cove I could sense somthing was wrong.

Somthing Is Wrong

I told my troopers to spread across the room. They all stood in position waiting for the orders to Pizza Bomb. Suddenly Hydro Warriors shot out of nowhere and begin Puffle bombing. I gave the orders and suddenly 10 recruits came from the Ice-Burg barracks. They all Pizza Bombed HW into dust! It was magical! Then we loaded our snow Guns… Ekpenguin9 and Skater373 said in sync “BEGIN FIRE!”

Fire Begins

HW had to retreat over to The Cove to survive being made into swiss cheese by our Navy’s Machine guns and a few unlucky troops got cheesified and then A little noob began eating them. We followed HW through the deadly forest continuing to blast them into next Monday. Then they turned and shot back. We hid behind trees using Clovers protect us

Clover Power

I told the Army troops to switch to clover power. We charged them, bullets bouncing off our Clovers. We smashed them aside to be mauled by The Dark Tanks
The tanks all said “RAWR” as they shot down the HW

Victorious!

The Hydro Warriors finally gave up after we brought in the DT’s so we had our server safe for atleast some time. But they don’t give up as we all know…

||Ben-u-cic-as||Rawr||

5 Responses

  1. i made operation redfame is deadfame i should get credit

  2. yes you and your farting should get credit * cough and bed cough*
    XD
    But still y monkeys?

  3. Cmon my one PWNS!

  4. joe, u must be 9 of 10. you made operation redfame is deadfame but some of it was based on false facts. why u like lil kid “toilet humor” u made a drtv script where hw poops all over cp and u talk about farts all the time! grow up.

    ZONE IM NOT 9 ……. IM NOT 10………….. IM NOT 11 ………………. IM NOT 12………………….IM NOT 13 …………………..IM NOT 14 BUT IM 15 YEARS OLD

  5. joe, that is the hardest thing i could ever believe. And besides, 14 and 15 yeat olds dont use potty humorm any more. 8, 9, and at oldest 10 year olds use potty humor. Very disgusting

    i hav power to fire u
    from cooldude

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